What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:14

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What's wrong with white women?
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun